Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Computer Stupidities

This what We call.... A CALLS FROM HELL
CASE 1.
Customer: "I have just received your software, but I have these plastic things, what are they?"
Tech Support: "Could you describe them please?"
Customer: "They are black plastic, thin, and square."
Tech Support: "Anything else?"
Customer: "They have a metal bit on one edge."
Tech Support: "Disks?"
Customer: "Well, I don't know, do I? I just brought your package. What do I do with them?"

I see a horrible call ahead, and the customer is quite irate already.

Tech Support: "Put the disks in the drive."
Customer: "What's a drive?"
Tech Support: "The slot in your machine that looks just the right size for the disk."
Customer: "Which machine?"
Tech Support: "Do you have a hard drive?"
Customer: "I have two boxes. One has a picture on it."
Tech Support: "Put the first disk in, metal side first."
Customer: "Ok. It's gone in."
Tech Support: "Go to the 'start' button, then run, then type 'setup'."
Customer: "My computer isn't on. How do I turn it on?"
Tech Support: "Push the button by the drive to eject the disk, and press the button that says 'power' on the machine without the pictures on it."
Customer: "Ok. Done."
Tech Support: "Now put in the disk, go to start, run, and type 'setup'."
Customer: "Oh, it's all working now. Thanks, but your software isn't very easy to use, is it?"
CASE 2

Customer: "Right! I demand satisfaction!"
Tech Support: "I see. Well, I'm here to try and help you. What kind of problem are you having?" Customer: "It's not my problem! The 'commuter' I bought six weeks ago just won't work! I can't do a damned thing with it!"
Tech Support: "I see. Do you mean it won't even switch on, or is it something else?"
Customer: "Don't try to sandbag me! I know my rights!"
Tech Support: "Sir, could you explain the problem you are having so I can better help you with it?" Customer: "I've called them all, AOL, Nildram, Tiscali, and none of them are any good."
Tech Support: "Ok, so are you saying that you're having problems getting on-line?"
Customer: "Look, it doesn't work! I want satisfaction!"
Tech Support: "Ok, well I need to ask you some questions to help you with the problem."
Customer: "Fine, but I doubt you're going to fix it."
Tech Support: "Is your modem installed and plugged into the phone line?"
Customer: "How would I know if it's plugged in?"
Tech Support: (describes how the back of the machine looks and where the modem is)
Customer: "Yes, that's just how mine looks, and it doesn't work, so just accept that it's broken!" Tech Support: "Which cable did you connect the modem to the phone line with, sir?"
Customer: "I have to wire the stupid thing in?"
CASE 3.

I had this conversation recently with a lady who swore she had been using computers since forever.

Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'."
Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
Tech Support: "Yes, click 'OK'."
Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
Tech Support: "That's right. Click 'OK'."
Customer: "So I click 'OK', right?"
Tech Support: "Right. Click 'OK'."
Pause.

Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."
Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???"
Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?"
Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'."
Customer: "I thought you said to click 'Cancel'."
Tech Support: "NO. I said to click 'OK'."
Customer: "Oh."
Tech Support: "Now we have to start over."
Customer: "Why?"
Tech Support: "Because you clicked 'Cancel'."
Customer: "Wasn't I supposed to click 'Cancel'?"
Tech Support: "No. Forget that. Let's start from the top."
Customer: "Ok." I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady's unique computer.
Tech Support: "All right. Now, are you ready to click 'OK'?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Great. Now click 'OK'."
Pause.

Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."
And people wonder why my mouse pad has a target on it labeled "BANG HEAD HERE."
what do you think if you happen to deal with this people -_-!

Monday, August 28, 2006

Top 10 Mistakes Most Men Make With Women

Well my sister forward an email to me yesterday.. and LET me share it with all of YOU!

-_-!


FOR single MEN some MORE !!!!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

BOYs And GIRLs - Best Friend

OK... on this topic.. there's million facts on my head. well during my 8 days vacation..i been thinking... so here we are. by the way thanks to amy..for the idea.

Physically we're not the same.(boy and girl) same goes to mentally, action, emotion and etc..(dont have to elaborate)

It is normal for boys and girls to be attracted or admire one to anothers. we cant fight it..anyway for some reason, some people against the idea of BOY n GIRL being BESTFRIEND.

For those narrow minded, let me point out 1 major fact we are now in the 21st century, wake up!!!!For those born at the year of 1900 to 1950's i dont blame you, because during that era there's limitation of frienship.

I dont see the problem for US male and female to be bestfriend. Some parents against the relationship and my mom fall under same category. i dont blame her. so i give and take. so here some fact pointed out by mom.

1. male and female, dont mix : BEST friend.
2. we some how have feeling toward each other.
3. there's a limitation / borders
4. we will have issues on FEELING ... hmmm ??? falling in love
5. society still on YELLOW light... for pete's sake..wake up

and the list goes on blah!blah!blah!

So here what i think. BESTFRIEND does not limit into same gender, we're all HUMAN am i right. if you dont think so... you must be a DOG! To be or not to be BESTFRIEND that the question! (eleh macam hamlet) Take an example AMY and I.. we been BESTFRIEND for 4 years now (correction 5 years!) of cause in some area we're totally different. i enjoy to be with her (excuse me not 24/7 be with her) we share joke, problem, work load (we work under the same roof) or you can say partner in crime. During 5 years know her, i dont have any issues with her. Her boyfriend and my girlfriend are cool about that. Amy not just bestfriend, more to little sister. And i proud to say that. We hang out till midnite, outing together, having the same hobbies, we exchange knowledge. (thats include CELINE DAYA)

For me, it's all about you as a person not because you're female or male. I dont understand what gender got to do with friendship???. Well of cause boys and girls has differences, no doubt bout that. one way or another some of us (boy & girl) having the same like and dislike.
MUTUAL : respect, interests and understanding.

For us "malaysian" when we saw a boy and a girl walking together, joking, having fun, having dinner or lunch together.. oohh must be couple or lover.. screw *#@%*^ (censor) you. Attraction between each other, that we have to analyze. Between me and my girls bestfriend (i have a few actually) no hanky panky... not that they are ugly or something you got that wrong... duh! some of them.. ehemmm drop dead gorgeous.. and good looking.. man will burn looking at them.. hehehe.. i'm blind if i dont notice this..

My special girlfriend - she never came close to a BESTFRIEND... she only casual friend, knowing her through friend..(you should know what CASUAL friend)..

end part I

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

BORING and WONDER WHY !!

I woke up at 6.15am this morning. and ready for work. damn early!!By 7.50am i already "lepaking" at mamak stall near KLCC.. breakfast..Good GOD... it will be a very very long day.. HAZE killing me softly..i read The STAR - read bout OUR malaysian PM and few COMPLAINT and COMPLIMENT on AIRASIA AND MALAYSIAN AIRLINE.. duhAnd i wonder WHY????

The route on the new air service provider and also the $$$ for each destination. pop a question in my head.WHY DAMN EXPENSIVE then Malaysian Airline?? what i heard before this, they said will keep the price as normal (same as previous fare provided by MAS) Bloody hell...

MIRI-LIMBANG and LIMBANG-MIRI route use to be RM45.00++ for twin-otter



and RM68++ for fokker, and now the fare SKY-HIGH. >:
Dont tell me because OIL price.. what i know about this new service provider
: sub-con from AIR ASIA..
hmmm sure services level hope the same standard as MAS.

If you read today paper THE STAR under star BIZ.. i agree with the point, pointed out by the writer. for some people this is not a big deal.. butfor me(frequent flyer).. there's an issues.. I KEEP this ISSUE OPEN and will follow up time to time :)

p/s: disagree with me... too bad this is my blog. create your own. :P

Friday, August 04, 2006

On My Deviantart Gallery


Here you can see few of my PICTURE. That wat i do during free time
LOCATION : SABAH , Land Below The Wind
I'm not that good with editing and wat ever thing u do wit pix.
It take sometime and AMY helpful enough to help me..
Some wit POSING maut... hahaha thats AMY..
like it or not
SHE soo damn GOOOOODDD 10 1/2 STAR for that.
anyway...
there's more then 100 pixs i have not load onto deviantart.
hope i find sometime to do it so.. :)
FeEl FrEe to drop by at
and leave your comment too..

HAVE a Nice DAY.. To all of you.



Tuesday, August 01, 2006

The Phantom of the Opera

THINK OF ME

Think of Me
Think of me fondly
When we're said goodbye
Remember me, once in a while
Please promise you try
When you find that once again
You long to take your heart back
And be free
IF you ever find a moment,
Spare a thought for me...
We never said
Our love was evergreen
Or as unchanging as the sea-
But if you still can remember
Stop and think of me.
Think of all the things
We're shared and seen
Don't think about the way
Thing night have been.

Think of Me
Think of me waking
Silent and resigned
Imagine me trying too hard
To put you from my mind
Recall those days,
Think of the things we'll never do
There will never be a day
When i wont think of you.......

Can it be?...

Long ago, it seems so long ago
How young and innocent we were
She may not remember me,
But i remember her....
We never saidour love was evergreen,
or as unchangingas the sea -
but pleasepromise me,
that sometimes you will

Think of me